Category: Fiction
One Picture. A Thousand Words. “Lovin’ It” Ain’t Two Of Them.
You’re probably looking at these workers and thinking “Oh, great, more guys in hazard suits. Here we go again. Ebola has now reached Asia.” Like usual, you’d be wrong. These fellows are actually working in […]
Unemployment Rate – “Why Ain’t Yinz Hiring Me?”
Is unemployment due to lack of jobs or lack of semi-intelligent humans? You really have to wonder how passionate someone is about the job application above (Yep! Part of a REAL submission from this area) submitted […]
Song Parody: Single Christian
Who says God isn’t tech savvy? He’s been running a dating website for years, and now I hear there’s going to be a movie. Are you kidding me? Last night I heard the latest Christian […]
I have an axe to grind.
I can regularly be seen, carrying my axe as I chop up words that Bon Jovi use in their lyrics. I guess, I have this notion that if I chop up the words that Bon […]
Net Neutrality Issue: Why It Means So Much to HumorOutcasts
This will be the lead story for the rest of the day on HumorOutcasts.com If you do not understand net neutrality, you need to learn about it. It can literally mean the life and death […]
Folks, We Have Some Rough Air Ahead
Boeing is now selling a plane called the 737MAX200, which sounds like one of those high-alcohol drinks in the big threatening cans you see in 7-11. This puppy really packs ‘em in, having 11 more […]
SchizoFriendia
After several months of self-diagnosis, I have come to the conclusion that I have SchizoFriendia. Before I tell you my symptoms, I’d like to back up a bit and explain the root of this problem, which […]
Sayings That Suck or Idiotic Idioms #2 “Going to Hell in a Hand Basket”
A situation or thing – such as a country – that is headed for disaster. Who in their right (or wrong) minds would decide to travel to the underworld in a hand basket? For starters, […]
Get That Bear An Agent
Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently […]