Category: Fiction
IT IS WHAT IT IS
I’m not keeping score, but in the last few months, I don’t know how many people have tiptoed up to me and quietly let go with a “It is what it is.” It’s like someone […]
Jiffy’s Law
Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law. This rule holds that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. It applies to fertility clinic mix-ups and presidencies under guys with the surname Bush and everything else […]
Take a look at a beautiful thing and welcome hope into your heart
The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by […]
What about the girl children, won’t somebody please think of the girl children?
I’m not very good at being serious but if you can bear with me for one moment while I attempt to make a serious point. My natural instinct is to say something stupid here but […]
Grave News
It’s rare that Bill Y is genuinely genuine about anything except an incessant hatred of Bon Jovi and an obsessive love affair of the unknown mechanisms of magnets. You should probably just stop what you’re […]
How you can improve yourself as a human being
It takes courage and virtue to own up and admit you made a mistake. Nobody’s perfect, not even me. Before I was brilliant, I was still brilliant but enough about me for a small amount […]
Things That Backfire
I’m a big fan of vanity license plates. I remember clearly the day I sat in traffic behind a guy with a plate that read BMR*FVR. Traffic was clogged up by cars that had tried […]
I was brought up by parents who instilled values, ethics and morals in me.
The way we conduct ourselves, the way we act in times of adversity is what shapes our character. If Thirsty Dave wants to go to a Bon Jovi concert, I’m not going to try to […]