Category: Fiction
Facial Art And Parking Tickets
A man in Virginia recently got arrested for assaulting his roommate on the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Apparently, the guy looked into the mirror and was not happy to see a penis […]
Bill Y faces up to some cold, hard facts.
Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell […]
Westboro Baptist Welcomes New Neighbor, Hopes To Enlist Him in War Against The Sodomites
Westboro Baptist Church has welcomed a new neighbor to their street in Topeka, Kansas. A spokesman for the church said that a fruit basket was left on the porch, but they have not yet met […]
If you could see my heart, what would you do?
Josh is as real as Real Madrid, the really great soccer team from Madrid, Spain. Josh keeps it real and doesn’t have room in his life for misunderstandings, mistakes or mishaps. This makes him logical, […]
The body doesn’t lie. It gets laid
Body language can tell you a lot of what humans will often conceal. If I were to interpret the picture below of Hugh Hefner’s young 26-year old bride, Crystal Harris, showing some apparent reluctance to […]
When I was your age…
My father and his father before him would have been called Bill Y but my grandmother and great-grandmother decided to give them different names. My father’s father was an excitable man whose favorite words were […]
Anyone know of a good job?
Bill Y just had a cock-up of monumental, catastrophic proportions. My new boss looks and acts like a real person but today I learned that she has a way of getting her point across that […]
A Perspective On Same-Sex Marriage
Content Warning: This article discusses aspects of human sexuality. This week the Supreme Court will begin reviewing arguments correlated to two issues of same-sex marriage. The Court’s proceedings will focus on whether to keep or […]