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Never let it be said that Bill Y is a quitter. Jill Y and I have set up “The Foundation For Those Who Can’t Quite Make It”. I had the idea when I had a […]
Category: Fiction
Greed breeds confusion
Greed is a good thing but when does a good thing become an ungood thing? I’m sorry but outside the world of Orwell, I don’t think “ungood’ is a real word. Either way, I don’t […]
De-Extinction: De Whole Truth
I’m not a scientist, but I’ve watched enough scientists on CSI shows and read enough Medline abstracts to know it’s getting downright spooky out there. Now that every other genius and his twin sister can […]
True Stories: The extremely true story of the remembered condom
A Story is a recounting of a sequence of events. Some stories are untrue like “The Bible” or “The check is in the post” or “The true story of how babies are made” and some […]
All Things Considered, Most Israelis Prefer Hawaii Over Holy Land
Polls conducted by an Israeli research company overwhelmingly show that almost 90% of current Israeli citizens would have preferred Hawaii over their current homeland if they were able to go back in time and choose […]
Still Waiting For An Answer
The New York Times recently published an article about the vast and sluggish bureaucracy at the Vatican. The story mentioned a church official who was struggling to receive an answer to a simple question: “How […]
My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.
My brother, unlike me, is analytical, logical and bearable. He doesn’t tell everyone he meets how cool and inventive I am whereas I’m cool and inventive. I sometimes wish I had his eyes and could […]
Son of Cage
Along with the great unanswered questions of eastern and western philosophy, lies a question so deep and meaningful that its answer doesn’t matter. As we move forward in our busy lives full of self-importance and […]
Acceptance Speech For Sports Mom of the Year
Ladies and Gentlemen, coaches, trainers, orthopedists, x-ray technicians, the guys who created the Maps app on my phone, and my therapist, Kendall Jackson: I humbly thank you for this honor. Thank you for acknowledging my […]