Ten Things My Wife Has NEVER Said to Me
It’s important to qualify this post with the fact that my wife and I are very much in love and have been happily married for more than 16 years. That degree of relational longevity doesn’t […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License
Most states require a licensing process for a host of service providers ranging from hair stylists to mechanics. Those are important services if you’re in the market to touch up your roots or replace your […]
My Ideas to Help Harold Camping, Doomsday Predictor, Get Another Job
It seems that doomsday prognosticator, Harold Camping, is wrong again. This time, the Day of the Rapture came and went without the news coverage and fanfare that surrounded the last mistaken day of the Rapture […]
Lessons of Bigfoot – The Con Artist in All of Us
Forty-four years ago, Roger Patterson introduced the world to “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch” with his home movie that supposedly caught the elusive apeman on film in the forests of Northern California. Although now debunked and considered […]
Lindsay Lohan, Doo,Dah,Doo,Dah!
A Lindsay Lohan probation debacle song parody I’ve set it to the tune of “Camptown Races.” Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail, doo,dah,doo,dah Lindsay Lohan gets no bail Oh doo, dah day Gonna whine all night, gonna cry all […]
Spare the Cain Spoil the Romney
Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney. However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination; Citizen Cane: A classic film even […]
A cartoonist writes . . .
Is cartooning viewed as a ‘folk art’ along with macramé, pottery and morris dancing? AS A CARTOONIST I am often asked, “Why don’t you bugger off?” This is usually from prospective clients. One receives the […]
So, You Wanna Learn Football 2
Well, last lesson (https://humoroutcasts.com/2011/so-you-wanna-learn-football-lesson-1/), I took you through some of the basics of football play. But then I thought, “How can I expect those who know nothing about football to appreciate the game without understanding […]
My First Kiss, Fact or Fiction
Do you remember your first kiss? I do — or I thought I did. I would have sworn on a stack of bibles, testified in a court of law, taken a lie detector test, or […]
The Commitaphobe’s Best Friend – Mexico?
We all know these people: They think marriage is wonderful, but the idea of taking that stroll down the aisle makes them break out in sweats or convulse in apoplectic shock. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, […]