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The Burger Breakdown

May 12, 2011May 12, 2011 Stephanie Queen

A woman who had not eaten an In-N-Out burger for eight years literally cried after taking her first bite of a “double-double” at a grand opening for the burger chain in Texas.  I am astounded […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleemotions, food, humor, In-N-Out Burger, pizza, tears

Computer Eharmony

May 12, 2011May 21, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I rarely use my printer. I don’t need to print things out. I keep all my work on my computer, and I back it up in some way. I understand that some people, more specifically […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecomputers, humor, love, printers, romance, technology

A Day in the Life of a Chocolate Frosting Addict

May 11, 2011May 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Well, it’s happened again.  I gave into my temptation. It is my own fault. I baked the cake, and I insisted on using two different colored frostings – yes, they were Betty Crocker canned frostings, […]

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25 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaddiction, Betty Crocker, chocolate frosting, humor, interviews, Lindsay Lohan, rehab, root canal, writers

Stressed out? Not When I Have my Hedge Clippers

May 10, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

This was a week of stress. I admit that I did it to myself. I started to think about work stuff and family stuff and then I couldn’t sleep, and then I got more stressed […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleanxiety, gardening, hedge clippers, humor, Jack Daniels, stress, trimmers

Blackberry and Kindle and iPod – Oh My!

May 9, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had a high tech weekend. As a combination Mother’s Day and birthday gift, my family gave me a Kindle–which I have been dying for–and an iPOD, so I don’t  have to sing to myself […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbirthdays, Blackberry Torch, family, humor, iPhone, iPod, kindle

How to Avoid Ghosts and Other Paranormal Fun

May 7, 2011May 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Last night while flipping through the channels, I came upon the show, Celebrity Ghost Stories. I have to say Hollywood’s stars have some pretty creepy experiences to share. During this episode, I watched Christopher Knight, […]

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18 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecelebrities, demons, funeral parlors, funny, ghosts, hauntings, humor, Satan

My Perfect Mother’s Day

May 6, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

(You Pick the Ending!) Mother’s Day; Sunday, May 8, 2011, 10:23 a.m. I wake up. My alarm didn’t go off and my daughter didn’t yell in my ear to wake me up. No, for once, […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunMother's Day, mother's day humor

Can the Navy Seals Train my Dog?

May 6, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In reading the news, I came upon the hundredth or so article about the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.  One of the most interesting reports in the trove of information focused on the dog […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politics, Relationshipsdogs, funny, hot dogs, humor, Navy Seals, Osama Bin Laden, pets, training

Crime Stopper with a Butter Knife–Maybe Not

May 6, 2011July 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I hate watching TV with my husband at night. He likes to turn on Criminal Minds before we go to bed. He falls asleep in the middle of the show, and I am left awake […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsAlarm, burglars, butter Knife, Criminal Minds, Family Guy, funny, humor, TV

Honor Thy Dryer

May 5, 2011August 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

A few months ago,  I experienced a trauma that I wouldn’t wish on any other person:  my clothes dryer blew up.  It didn’t literally explode, but there was a bit of smoke, an aroma of  […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebras, clotheslines, dryers, humor, repairmen, thunderstorms, wash

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