How Many More Cats Should You Adopt?
As someone who’s lived with cats throughout my entire marriage (my wife required me to insert “and our cats” into my wedding vows), I often have people come up to me asking questions like, “Dude, […]
Category: Everyday Life
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
I am ALL CAPS and I miss being the NICE GUY
What the HECK happened when you started typing me into screens? I’m shouting ALL the time. ASSHOLE this. MOTHERFUCKERS that. It’s sad. Embarrassing. I SO miss my analog days. Back when people printed me by […]
When An Old Store Provides a New Mystery
A small town needs certain things to stay alive. A post office; a gas station; apparently a dollar store, considering they’re springing up like Marvel movies. The one strange guy who walks around at night […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “One Battle After Another,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/31/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Stephen King, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Quiz: Exposed Young Republican Texts or According to JD Vance: This is what kids do. It’s not a scandal – it’s a distraction.
Quiz: Exposed Young Republican Texts or According to JD Vance: This is what kids do. It’s not a scandal – it’s a distraction. 1. I love Hitler 2. Everyone that votes no is going to […]
Ripping the Headlines, 10/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 Nobel for Literature, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying
As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]