The Victoria’s Secret Puzzle
Ah, ‘Tis the season of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: the event which makes every man believe that $500 of lacy nightwear will turn their wives and girlfriends into high-priced fashion models. ‘Tis also the […]
Ah, ‘Tis the season of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: the event which makes every man believe that $500 of lacy nightwear will turn their wives and girlfriends into high-priced fashion models. ‘Tis also the […]
Parched Chris Coleman is one of Thirsty Dave’s closest drinking buddies and by close, I mean he lives in our basement because he refuses to go anywhere else to live. Like all the thirsty one’s […]
A Utah woman has posted an ad on Craigslist to sell her husband. Apparently, she is tired of him sitting on the sofa all day playing video games. If she gets a good price for […]
She is five minutes late and I am updating Twitter (www.twitter.com/__jb__): “Remember girls… only make a guy wait if you’re worth it.” “Girl,” shows up—a yellow and white sundress, blonde hair, tan body, hazel eyes… […]
I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer, proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]
I’m a big fan of names. When I talk to people, I tend to use them a lot. Jill Y is is a big fan of telling me how inadequate I am in every aspect […]
When you see a guy who’s a REALLY spectacular dancer, your first thought is probably, “yeah, he’s gay”. And that may or may not be true, you stereotyping asshole. But, according to a new […]
Yes, I hate children – and like most people I hate – it’s because I’m jealous. I hate them because everything is better and easier and more fun now than when I grew up. For […]