The God of the Hunger Games
The Hunger Games has been blowing away box office records and details the struggles of a dystopian future world of Panem – where teens are made to fight to the death by an oppressive central […]
Category: Technology
Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]
If I Were Queen of the Internet
Lately, I have been frustrated with the Internet and social media. So, last night I started to think about what I would do to make life easier for everyone if I were Queen of the […]
The Snuggie and Forever Lazy: As Seen in the Paleolithic
Foolish as it may seem, I don’t believe everything I see in commercials. For instance, when InventHelp says that the guy who invented the Splash Wash, a car wash for kids, by watching children play, […]
That’s A Wrap
The Internet is up in arms over the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and PIPA. PIPA is actually an acronym and abbreviation within an abbreviation: the PROTECT IP Act — or the Preventing Real Online […]
Has this internet thingy changed because of Christmas or something?
We’re not smart enough to know why things happen or why Bon Jovi continue to produce that so-called music but if there’s one thing we know about, it’s nothing. Allow me to set the scene, […]
An Executioner’s Christmas Wishlist
One of the perks to the holiday season is spending time with your family watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story, with an occasional switch-over to It’s a Wonderful Life. This is a time-honored tradition […]
The U.S. Citizenship Test (According to Facebook)
Good afternoon, presumably American citizen! As you’re probably aware, your right to citizenship is guaranteed by the 14th amendment to the U.S. Constitution (not to be confused with the U.S.S. Constitution, which — like diversity […]
Spray It, Don’t Say It
Manners are an ever-evolving contract that society signed to avoid embarrassing and thoughtless behavior, or what the French termed “faux pas” in between giving English-speakers the wrong directions to the Louvre. Our earliest etiquette rule […]
Facebook is Hiring!
Forget the Economy – Facebook is Hiring! Position: Facebook WiseAss Number of Positions: Unlimited Description: Scan through friends’ status messages and follow up with smart ass commentary. Smart ass opportunities can be increased by purposely […]