One Of Those Days
Sometimes your day just doesn’t go right. For example, in the morning your ex gets run over by a school bus. And then, later in the day, you lose your job driving a school bus. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my 80-year-old grandfather that slipping his Viagra under grandmother’s breasts won’t keep them erect, Amen.
Unicorn Bites 5/24/13
If porn was realistic, instead of saying “Do me harder,” porn stars would say, “Hurry up and finish. I hear the kids coming up the stairs.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 24, 2013 My office […]
The Thinking Busker of Everywhere
There exists a man who busks. We call him “The Thinking Busker of Everywhere” because we have no imagination and can’t think of anything better to call him. If you’ve ever thought someone was following […]
Quadriplegic Crosses United States By Wheelchair, Wolf Blitzer Insists He Thank The Lord
Twenty four year old Jeremy Wagner, from Los Angeles, recently completed a cross-country journey which ended in Norfolk, Virginia, 16-months after it began. What’s amazing about this story is that Wagner is a quadriplegic, unable […]
Humans Are Getting Dumber
According to a study by the University of Amsterdam, the human race has been declining in intelligence since the Victorian Era. Reasons for this are many including environmental factors, access to quality education, nutrition, and […]
When you legally change your name, can you change it back if you made a mistake?
I’ve just realized something and I probably should have realized it earlier. Like most people, money’s too tight to even think about mentioning so I’ve been trying to come up with extra ways to amass […]
Unicorn Bites 5/23/13
One of the autocomplete options for my Google search was “How many calories are in half a Tic Tac?” Somebody out there needs a hug. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 23, 2013 Apparently a three-hole […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – with Deb Martin Webster
This week on HumorOutcasts Radio, my guest was Deb Martin-Webster. Deb is always an entertaining guest and we chatted about her work at Biltmore in North Carolina, HumorOutcasts.com, A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life […]