Unicorn Bites 5/21/13
Side effects include weight gain, depression, and loss of sex drive. Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2013 My 3 year old asked me what it’s […]
The Toilet Paper Trade Act
Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue. We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an […]
Loose Lips: True Story of Master Spy Thomas Kegel
And you will never look at a spy film the same again: [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/wAOHON9VyEk?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=wAOHON9VyEk&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep9194″ /]
Do It For Grandma
Just how good is the IRS? It’s so efficient that not only is it targeting anti-tax groups, it’s also going after businesses that actually want to pay taxes. The IRS is currently enforcing a 1982 […]
Not now but soon
Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to […]
Unicorn Bites 5/20/13
Sometimes I wonder why I can’t have nice things. Then I remember I had to look up how to clean gravy off my smartphone. Twice. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2013 I hate when […]
I Dated a Hooker
How I feel about having seen a woman who has since revealed herself to be an escort. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player below. (iTunes users can subscribe to […]
Unicorn Bites 5/19/13
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as her heart. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2013 A […]
Innovations In Marketing
I’m a big fan of using unconventional methods to market a cherished creation. The way I see it, the more guerilla-underground your approach, the better it is. For my first book I considered tattooing my […]