The Place to Take a Humor Break
“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 […]
It’s rare that I give a damn about kids because kids are just small versions of grown ups and I have as much time for grown ups as I have for kids. Kids need to […]
South Korea has a theme park dedicated to toilets. The focal point of this park is the commode-shaped house of Sim Dae-duck, the founder and first president of the World Toilet Association. Born in his […]
Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes […]
I recently saved up for 17 years and bought myself a MacBook Pro. It’s an expensive business, plotting the impending removal of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and the MacBook is a necessary […]
It’s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa’s using underpaid Asians as his elves now.
A catfight broke out at the funeral of Hector “Macho” Camacho between two women who both claimed to be the deceased boxer’s “true” girlfriend. The brawl began when one woman was outraged at another woman […]
The one problem with being a mentalist is that I can’t tell my wife “Hey, I’m not a mind reader.” www.jasonescape.com
Storytellers have an amazing gifted ability to tell stories. Most of us try to tell a story and have as much success as a parking meter attendant in a melted igloo. Some people are just […]
DISCLAIMER: The author is a humor writer and a little touched in the head. Don’t believe everything she says. Chapter 1: Hilarious Misery As with greatness, some people are born funny, others have funniness thrust […]