When Dorms Are Like Palaces
Yes, the Princeton Review’s top college rankings includes schools with “Dorms Like Palaces”. Hold the tiara and armor. Before you squeeze on the glass slipper or buy a white horse, it’s best to beware of […]
To the individual obsessed with drawing penises
Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s advanced […]
Sisterly Love
My sister and I have always been close. To killing each other
Disturbing Fact
The United Nations says that 5000 women and girls are killed each year for dishonoring their families. And yet Snooki lives.
Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do but I don’t like doing the right thing.
I wouldn’t be a great believer in doing the right thing, preferring to irritate and irate by getting under their skin like an underlying skin condition. If this can be done to the sound of […]
Daylight Savings Time
It’s Daylight Savings this weekend. Set your clocks forward an hour. Unless you’re in Mississippi, in which case set them back 50 years
Is “Free Speech” Free?
After the uproar Rush Limbaugh ignited by calling Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown law student, a “slut” among other disparaging comments, the phrase “free speech” and its limitations has been debated by both sides of the […]
The secret that no longer is: Congratulations! Needham high School
Very few things are less known than Needham High School’s fundraising of 2005. Some say there is a direct correlation between selling cheap pizza and buying cheap pizza but that’s an entirely different story for […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for crashing into someone’s new Jag parked in a Handicap Parking spot. The fact that this person did NOT have a handicap parking permit and that I crashed into their car […]
Republican Analogy Maker
One thing I and many others have noticed is that conservative Republicans are really bad at forming relevant analogies. I mean AWFUL. I believe they must all be using www.RepublicanAnalogyMaker.com, where I found this: 1. […]