The Willard Does the Cain Thang!
Or, “It ain’t no flippin’ flop”, I mean, “I flipped before I flopped, NOT”. “I MISUNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION!!!” So says the Willard. This flop only took one hour. Being interviewed in Ohio, Mr. Wizard Mouth, […]
Cheating Man
Mantra of the man who cheats: A Rolling Penis Gathers No Moss.
Americans Spend An Average 13 Hours a Week Cleaning. Women Bring That Average Up, Men Bring It Down
The mess we make on a daily basis. It’s incredible. It’s SO bad, that we’re spending up to two hours daily, CLEANING. According to a new survey, the average American adult spends 13 hours […]
Sharing Lent with Others
If you’re of the Catholic persuasion, then you know that we are one week deep into Lent. For everyone else: every year, shortly after Valentine’s Day, the Almighty decides that he’s tired of putting in […]
Why He Shouldn’t Be President
Rick Santorum: His name is too close to the word sanitarium – and quite frankly, he should be in one.
Watch out, women! Affairs shouldn’t be allowed!
If we can park the nonsense for a moment folks. This is a warning to the ladies. Please beware of Eddie from China. The word on the street is that he is a dishonest man […]
Putting Down Roots over Jesus’ Tomb
Archaeologists in Israel say they have discovered the tomb of Jesus which now lies underneath the basement of a condominium complex in a suburb of Jerusalem. This only goes to prove that anything is possible. […]
Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]
Rorschach Test: What Do You See?
I saw this picture on Pinterest and tracked its origin to Facebook, where it has created a lot of comments. It’s obviously a picture of a cute dog (named Fluffer), but some people see something […]