Jabba the Hut Wasn’t Too Pleased With His Cheap Flight To Mos Eisely.
Jabba should have known better than to use the discount flyer. First, he couldn’t bring all the baggage he needed to support his immense girth. Then, they wouldn’t allow him to take along his three […]
When Bad Things Happen to Cloud-Based Cat Feeders
An outage at Amazon’s cloud-computing unit caused internet-connected cat feeding machines to fail. The Wall Street Journal “Well?” I missed the 4:30 train and so didn’t arrive […]
Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, I got Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and Lauren Boebert to stop talking to you.
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Jason Voorhees: “I didn’t do anything wrong. I defended myself”
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ (AP) — Jason Voorhees testified this week he was under attack when he killed 28 teens, disemboweled a 29th teen with his machete, and defenestrated a 30th during a chaotic night […]
A Crappy New Parody Christmas Song
Last year I was inspired to write a parody holiday season song, and this year it appears I still haven’t learned my lesson. Again, I can’t imagine anyone who’s not in the emergency services will […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even Pink news, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in […]
1.3 Girls for Every Boy
The demographic news from the east and the west could not be more different, and yet the potential consequences are similarly dire. China will have 24 million more men than women by the end of […]
Burned by Shoplifters, One Store Turns to Higher Power
BOSTON. The Christmas shopping season is in full swing here, and the usual crush of office workers on the streets of Boston is made worse by suburban mothers and children in town to see the […]