Snail Rock Racing
The Indy 500 would be one of the most exciting races ever, if you could see it. If you manage to attend the event, the cars will be too far away. They’ll look like differently […]
The Bodice-Ripper Free School Zone Act
A Massachusetts elementary school principal has been accused of promoting her steamy romance novel on school premises and reassigning a teacher who complained about it to detention hall. The Boston Herald As I approached […]
As Colleges Re-Open, Efforts to Clone Male Folk Dancers Spread
KEOKUK, Iowa. It’s Friday on the campus of Woodminster College, a co-educational liberal arts institution that is out of the mainstream of American undergraduate life in this town of approximately 11,000. “We’re not a city […]
It Makes Sense for TV Reporters to Stand Outside During a Hurricane Because…..
1. If they didn’t, viewers would have no idea what a hurricane was. 2. There’s nothing more satisfying than watching a manhole cover, flying at warp speed, dent the forehead of a reporter who just […]
Cremains of the Day
The July 2021 issue of Funny Times contains this item in its “News of the Weird” section: John Hinkle bowled a perfect 300 game on April 12 using a ball containing his father’s ashes. Because […]
Junior Leaguers Scramble for Projects in Upscale Suburbs
LADUE, Mo. Kiki Williams, Cindy Steptoe and Marci Creighton are frustrated. The three young housewives are up for membership in the Junior League chapter of this upscale suburb of St. Louis, but they’ve hit a […]