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Random Thought 41

November 6, 2011
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The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good.

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Random Thought 40

November 6, 2011
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.

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Clown For Hire

November 6, 2011
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Clown For Hire

Name: Fuckles the Clown Age: Old Type: Not so freaking happy Skills: Can pull anything out of her ass Traits: Drunk Props: Vodka bottle (filled with the real thing), instrument for her main trick (see…

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That Ain’t What I See!

November 5, 2011
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Writers are the observers of the world.  We write about situations and events from our person perspectives.  As humorist we abstract situations, embellishing them and hopefully make people laugh. Here’s an example: While shopping with…

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See your house from space!

November 5, 2011
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Simon Ellinas Caricaturist London Caricatures at Parties and Events Topical Humour and Satire

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GOP Debates Designed to Make Candidates Look Bad

November 4, 2011
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I read today that “the debates were designed and run by mainstream media to make all GOP candidates look bad”. I can only assume that this refers to the fact that they televised them.

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Random Thought 39

November 4, 2011
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I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

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Bieber’s Pregnancygate

November 4, 2011
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Bieber’s ‘pregnancygate’ suggests the US should be worrying less about the Mexican border, and more about using protection with Canadians

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The Official Friday Dance of Joy

November 4, 2011
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It’s time once again for my Friday Dance of Joy. I post my Dance of Joy announcement on Facebook and Twitter each week, and I know that some people think these are merely words on…

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A Time for Change

November 3, 2011
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I think it is time for a drastic change in my life. For the past 59 years I have tried to be fair, courteous, honest, truthful and above all kind to my fellow man and…

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The Kid’s Code, Fact or Fiction?

November 3, 2011
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I freely admit that I am a bit older than most parents of a twelve-year-old, so perhaps therefore I may be a bit out of touch with the parenting skills of the 2000’s.  A few…

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Cain Blames Perry

November 3, 2011
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A defiant Herman Cain accused his rival, Texas Governor Rick Perry, of orchestrating a smear campaign to destroy his presidential candidacy. It is a pretty complicated plot, but it seems to have involved inventing a…

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Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Poem

November 3, 2011
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Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Poem

Have you ever had one of those horrific holiday family gatherings?  If you haven’t, then consider yourself lucky.  If you have . . .  let me refresh your memory.  The dishes are cleared, desserts are devoured it’s…

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Remember Long Ago When Toilets Flushed???

November 3, 2011
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Remember Long Ago When Toilets Flushed???

They’re doing some renovations where I work and one of the key considerations of the upgrades is to reduce our corporate draw on natural resources – which is an admirable goal that I fully support.…

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The Procrastinator’s Club: You Don’t Have to Join Right Now!

November 3, 2011
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 I have decided to start a procrastination club. In reality, I decided to start it last year, but I put it off until today. The rules of membership are simple. You sign up, and wait…

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Random Thought 38

November 3, 2011
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the fear of losing something.

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Interview with Nancy Berk

November 2, 2011
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Interview with Nancy Berk, author of “College Bound and Gagged”   Listen to internet radio with dtcav on Blog Talk Radio Blogtalk player does not appear to show up with Firefox, Chrome or Safari. It appears…

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One in Seven Billion

November 2, 2011
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The U.N. estimated that as of Monday, October 31, the world population reached seven billion people. Throughout the world, scores of children have been crowned the seventh-billionth, which will only result in a Highlander-style Quickening…

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The Kris Humphries Side?

November 2, 2011
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Kris Humphries says a prenup means he’s walking away from marriage to Kim Kardashian with zero. Other than a slight burning sensation

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LeAnn Rimes’ Halloween Costume

November 2, 2011
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LeAnn Rimes dressed for her Halloween Party as a pregnant, smoking, drunken, white-trash bride. I’d no idea she was a Britney Spears fan

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Harold Camping, Doomsday Prophet, Retires

November 2, 2011
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Harold Camping, Armageddon and Rapture Preacher extraordinaire has decided to retire. The man, who personifies the old adage, “Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me; and fool me three times,…

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