Unicorn Bites 1/24/14
Today I learned baby rabbits come from mother rabbits, not from a magician’s hat. My entire childhood was a lie. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2014 If I had one wish, it would be […]
Tag: babies
There is No “IQ” in Text Message
I have been worried about the world for a long time—not in a “Mayan Calendar Explosion kind of way” but in a “Have we all swallowed stupid pills?” kind of way. I thought we hit rock […]
Might Your Child’s First Words be “Moo-Moo”?
Tired of nursing your baby? Well, don’t worry; Chinese cows can do that for you. Yes, Chinese scientists have produced a genetically-modified cow that can make milk which can be substituted for human breast milk. […]
A Slightly Less Modest Proposal
I’m tired of all these needy people, always refusing to take responsibility for themselves, and crying at the slightest discomfort. Babies should just grow up already. They’re bald and toothless, anti-social, and they can’t give […]