We all know that the scope and application of a measurement is dependent on the context and discipline and that’s cool and all but just how old is Matilda now?

Matilda is the film that tells the tale of Matilda, a gifted girl, forced to put up with Danny DeVito. The film was made in 1996 but until this very moment, we had no discernible […]

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If you laugh at this, you’re a bad, bad person. I didn’t laugh at it. I didn’t laugh at it, even four times.

When my imaginary daughter draws a picture of me fighting dragons, I answer “that’s great honey but in China, people your age are working for a living and bringing in a wage”.

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Past Tents – an action that occured in older tents.

For all in tents if purposes

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Disclaimer: I cannot drive, cannot change a tyre and cannot decide what font goes best on pictures.

The meeting was hastily arranged out of necessity. Five attendees attended and attentively assessed the situation. With agreement attained, ambition arrived and although action attempted…

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Since when is this more attractive than this?

Godzillae are their own worst beauty critics. In fact, only 4% of godzillae around the world consider themselves beautiful. Bill Y is committed to building positive self-esteem and inspiring all godzillae to reach their full […]

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I hug the people I hate so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.

I’ve often wondered why hatred gets such bad press. There’s nothing wrong with hatred. There’s more comedic value to be had from hatred than there is from looking at pictures of Zooey Deschanel. One day, […]

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I think I’m the most qualified person for this impersonation.

         It’s not uncommon for people to approach me and ask what my massive problem is. I sometime tell them that it takes 67 days and the same amount of nights to explain […]

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Tell me this is not true and you’ll be telling a lie.

This bag looks like a Sergeant Major, yelling at the new recruits to stand to attention.

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Watching TV with the Opposite SEX

It’s a relaxing evening at home just right for watching a movie. I sit down with my wife on the loveseat and think how nice this is when our cat jumps up between us and […]

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How I know so much stuff that doesn’t matter.

Most of the calls I get are from people I don’t know. Back in 1987, Thirsty Dave got 10,001 t-shirts printed. I’m not sure exactly what they said but it went something like “Just before […]

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