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Things That Backfire

April 8, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

I’m a big fan of vanity license plates. I remember clearly the day I sat in traffic behind a guy with a plate that read BMR*FVR. Traffic was clogged up by cars that had tried […]

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Car Shopping, Pushy Salesmen and Creative Financing Can Be Fun

January 23, 2013January 23, 2013 Pattie Byrd

On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big […]

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4 CommentsAdmin Page, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcar shopping, cars, funny stories, humor

October is Squirrel Awareness Month

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

October is officially Squirrel Awareness Month. In honor of the agile animals, dogs everywhere will abstain from chasing the rodents and instead, they will wear  gray and brown ribbons on their collars to show their respect […]

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11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycars, crossing the street, dogs, humor, rodents, Squirrel Awareness Month, squirrels

Remember These Station Wagons?

September 21, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

We’re driving two hours north to Vermont to go skiing. My three sisters and Uncle Steve, a friend of the family, have shed most of their layers to accommodate for the heater, which is blasting […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Technologycars

Fun At The DMV

September 12, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

Walking into the DMV to register our car, I consider the Buddhist belief that enlightenment requires a “joyful embrace of the sorrows of the world.” If there’s one perfect place to test this hypothesis, it’s […]

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Cooking Wisdom from Suzy Soro

August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 Suzy Soro

COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it’s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home!

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Fictioncars, frozen fish, heat, humor, Tilapia

Bumper Sticker Boasting

March 11, 2012March 11, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

We were on the Jersey Turnpike minding our own business, traveling at the speed limit–maybe not exactly the speed limit, but sort of close to it.  Anyway, we managed to catch up to this white […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanti-depressants, bumper stickers, cars, cynics, driving, happiness, humor, joy, New Jersey Turnpike

Banning Cell Phones?

December 13, 2011December 14, 2011 Stephanie Queen

The NTSB has recommended an all out ban of cell phones in cars even if drivers are using bluetooth or hands free devices. Well, I would be for this ban if they also banned smoking, […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Lifecars, cell phones, drivers, humor, iPods, NTSB, passengers, radio, stupid government

Remote Control Driving: Is it Really Safe?

July 29, 2011July 29, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Some car companies sell fear, and this sales pitch works.  What happens if you get in an accident? Or what happens if you have a flat tire? Or what happens if some maniac with a […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyaccidents, breakdowns, cars, computers, hacking, humor, OnStar, remote control, urban legends

Jesus Take The Wheel?

July 14, 2011July 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

There’s a popular song out there called “Jesus Take the Wheel”. The protagonist is heading come to see her family, and we pick up the story here: She had a lot on her mind and […]

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