The Place to Take a Humor Break
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
Pedestrians might have the right of way according to the laws of man, but the laws of physics say my car wins every time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2013 I’d never […]
My 3-year-old said she likes tea parties, so I made her sleep in the yard. We don’t tolerate politics in this house. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 4, 2013 If a guy […]
So. I left a note under VKF 521’s windshield wiper imploring him to park more considerately. I didn’t use profanity, but nor did I leave a smiley face or a cheery “Thanks so much!” at the bottom. I was through with VKF’s nonsense, and if my large, […]
Many people view getting old the way you’d view having the fire alarm suddenly go off while a doctor is inserting acupuncture needles – they don’t welcome it. They worry about slowing down and having […]
Danny and I are driving down to Nashville after our college Christmas break. We’re somewhere in Pennsylvania, cruising down the interstate, when the car goes into a spin. We both do what any manly college […]
Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law. This rule holds that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. It applies to fertility clinic mix-ups and presidencies under guys with the surname Bush and everything else […]
I’m a big fan of vanity license plates. I remember clearly the day I sat in traffic behind a guy with a plate that read BMR*FVR. Traffic was clogged up by cars that had tried […]
On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big […]
October is officially Squirrel Awareness Month. In honor of the agile animals, dogs everywhere will abstain from chasing the rodents and instead, they will wear gray and brown ribbons on their collars to show their respect […]