With Mallets toward Some
Tag: funny
No flowers for my wife
I don’t give my wife flowers. After only a few days they’re drooping, smelling and dead. I even hate the process of buying flowers. “What’d you do wrong?” guys ask, laughing. Ladies don’t say anything. […]
If you see Leo DiCaprio hanging around here, DO NOT let him near either of these screenplays.
Accidents happen. When Thirsty Dave accidentally drank 164 beers in one night, he was not to know that he had one too many. The first 163 beverages went down without incident but #164 would forever […]
Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.
Like a bee, we’re all busy. Sometimes you might want some soup and with your hectic life full of Bon Jovi hatred and math avoidance, you might not have time to let your soup cool […]
The Kids’ Summer Mantra: “I’m Bored!”
Recently, at Longhorn with the family, I pulled out my credit card to pay since hubs forgot his wallet. “How are YOU gonna pay, Mom?” my kids heckled. “It’s dad’s money!” “I have money too,” […]
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
If I was to tell you that they sold Thomas The Tank Engine for parts, you wouldn’t believe me and I wouldn’t believe me either but what if I was to present you with evidence? […]
