It all adds up
Of all the things that are things, none matter as little as going to the prom but try telling that to teenagers. With my dyslexia and bad spelling, prom night can easily end up as […]
Tag: funny
Attention to detail
A number of years ago, before I was the unwell, unadjusted genius that you fear before you now, I was normal and read books in my sleep, like everyone else. Like any other dude, I’m […]
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]
Everybody Blames the Baby Boomers
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the […]
Our Friend Chive
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]
Clean Living
I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into […]
MOFO MONDAYS 7: Online Dating Videos ( How To Perform in 3 Easy Steps )
Take it from a celebrity infomercial star, selling yourself on camera is MoFo’s area of expertise. In this episode, Morris “MoFo” Forewell teaches you the three easy steps to a successful dating site video. And […]
BARE NEKKED CHEF Nibbles #1: Yoke Suckin’ (remove egg yoke w/ water bottle)
THE BARE NEKKED CHEF and his Half Nekked Assistant kick off this brand new NIBBLES SERIES with some kitchen magic- How to Remove Egg Yokes with only an empty water bottle. New episodes the 1st […]
Sex Crazed Cicadas are Coming our Way
I have angst—serious angst. It seems in a few days a major brood of bugs will be descending upon the East Coast. When I first heard about this, I needed to find out more information […]