Rejuvenation Tips for Seniors
Seniors are cool. No, really we are. We’ve managed to stay alive for several decades, thanks to a modern medicine, living in the right place, looking both ways before crossing a street and not running […]
Tag: humor
The College-Bound Chronicles
For most parents, the road to college isn’t a cakewalk. It’s more like a tightrope walk without an enthralled audience. You’ve got to figure out a confusing system, push your teens to do more work, […]
The simple things in life are always the best.
The simple things in life are always the best. Swish goes the sound of the sea in the seashell as she sells Shell Oil at grossly inflated prices due the state of the economy. The […]
The subtle difference between 2 and 1.
Subtlety is the best thing in the world. Subtlety is better than money, better than nanotechnology and better than the refinement of reasoning. I’ve lost count of the countless times I’ve been approached by people who do […]
TLC Contemplates Life After “Honey Boo Boo”
Now that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a documented success, TLC’s favorite trashy family is trying to capitalize on their popularity and is negotiating a substantial pay raise for the upcoming second season. While […]
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad?
Jill Y and I don’t know the difference between right and wrong so it’s not easy to teach Little Dill Y the difference between them. Without looking for sympathy, I’ve always been a misunderstood, gifted, […]
Questions NOT for the Ages
1. If the Big Dipper were to tip over, would it pour water onto the earth? 2. If an astronaut gets burned out and quits, is he spaced out? 3. Why are there dippers in […]
Six Ways to Make Sure You Are NOT Funny
We writers live in our own self-manufactured worlds as well as the one in which we exist.1 In that Real World there are many people who think they are funny. Some of them are; many […]