In the year 2032
There’s no easy way to say this. You’re not going to believe me when I tell you that I have a time machine. Then I’ll tell you about an event that happens in the future […]
Tag: humour
Kathy Minicozzi Earns Honorable Mention in Writing Contest
Before you all say, “Big hairy freaking deal,” just let me say that this is the first writing contest where I have actually won something, even though it’s just an Honorable Mention and having my […]
Beer, prostitutes, rent, food and transport – Two weeks in the life of Thirsty Dave
Change is necessary to change things but what happens to Thirsty Dave when Scurvy Jane goes on holidays with the girls and leaves him to fend for himself for two weeks? I’m glad you asked […]
Mum Nose Best
Julie Roberts from Swansea has been on the earth for 33 years. During those years she’s been called a lot of things by a lot of people. Some of these things have been complimentary and […]
The Big Book of Big Eyes.
I’m beginning to wonder about Little Dill Y. He’s been 7 years of age for the last 4 years and I’m beginning to wonder if he exists in the real world or if he exists […]
The Secret Life of Me
ADMISSION (or DEDICATION, if that sounds better): I would like to acknowledge the work of Bruce Ferber, Donna Cavanagh and James Thurber. Because of them, I have superheroes, daredevils and daydreamers on my mind, screaming […]
Nobody could ever take her award away and nobody even tried.
She was happy and why wouldn’t she be. She had just won an award with English actor, model, musician, and producer Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson; he the star of film adaptations of the literary masterpieces […]
Franky “The Funky Philosopher” Furlong
Franky “The Funky Philosopher” Furlong is Sugartastic Daddy John’s closest friend who isn’t currently doing a stint in prison. When The Funky one speaks, words of wisdom, rhythmically dance to the psychedelic beat of cosmic […]
The dreams of Thirsty Dave – The dream where he fell in love with a girl.
Massively gross, offensive and massively grossly offensive are just some of the ways to describe the dreams of Thirsty Dave. Sometimes when you wake up from a dream, it takes a few moments to realize […]
My speciality is Roofing
Jill Y knows how much I love her but that doesn’t mean I should take her for granted and not treat her like a princess. Her dog passed away last year and she loved that […]