Hate your sister? Always fight? What do you do?
Some people do not get on with their sister, some do not like their sister at all and some hate their sister with the same amount of hatred you might have if you were a […]
Tag: humour
The best person to have walked this earth isn’t me?
It hurts me massively to find a more creative, imaginative person than I. To be told that somebody else is the best person to have walked this earth, leaves me sleepless in a state of […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. When you are out walking your dog at night, try not to squash any rats with your foot. It will feel really slimy and squishy, you will splatter rat innards on the sidewalk, it […]
Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy
Sugartastic Daddy John is a man who likes to spread the love; so much so, that he had 86 kids when we counted last Sunday and Candy Sweetcheeks is going to grow that number by […]
A picture is worth 500 words + another 500 words
“I have a dream,” said I to whoever was listening. Truth be known, there weren’t many listening but those who were, were fixated on my four words. I decided that the time was right to […]
Administrative Assistant – York University (Summer position)
Vanessa Hojda wasn’t a mad, one-dimensional Hollywood Actor called Nic Cage who appeared in more than 60 films, many littered with Elvis references. Nic Cage wasn’t a young lady who was hoping to find some […]
The Chick and Chick Magnet
The unmarried man and the unmarried woman both liked eating chicken. They liked eating chicken so much that her name was Molly “The Chick” Evans and his was Michael “Chick Magnet” Malone. Both The Chick […]
In Google Russia, options show you!
It’s no secret that I have an unhealthy, obsessive hatred for Bon Jovi but that’s only because they are a truly bland, ordinary band. When I wear my ‘I heart Bon Jovi’ t-shirt, I do […]
The Honest Agony Aunt
I’m Irish and really proud of it. One of the many stereotypical views that people have of Irish people is that we have a way of using stuff to look at stuff and make the […]
Today’s 5 things to take camping
I’m one of those annoying people who annoys people but that’s only because I know everything or at least I thought I did until today. I’m a massively big fan of camping because it’s a […]