Tag: Sex
Tied What Kind of Knot?
The headlines today are “Kim Kardashian Ties the Knot”. Really? This is news? What kind of knot did she really tie? Have you ever looked up knot in the urban dictionary? Now I know what they […]
To Slap or Not to Slap
Comedian Larry Miller said, “Women, you don’t have any idea what men are thinking, and if you did, you would never stop slapping us.” Okay. Well, women as we get older, don’t actually care so […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Sunday
AND, INDEED, I was. Brenda was relentless. The next day was Sunday and she was still hard at it, or, rather, me. If I had been hoping to commit the seventh deadly sin of sloth, […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Saturday
“AYE, AYE, WHAT’S all this then?” It was Saturday morning. Through my bleary vision I could just make out the form of a policeman. I thought the film makers must have come back and that […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Friday
I AWOKE IN THE gutter outside a cake shop. With her money, Bounteous Brenda hadn’t exactly been forthcoming. But with her body, well, she had been absolutely fifthcoming. Let’s just say that was a night […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Thursday
BROMLEY! THE SORT of sleepy suburbia that should be the bed-manufacturing capital of the world. I was going to claim what was rightfully mine. I rang the doorbell and got no response. I pressed harder. […]
Look, But You Better Not Touch
Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this […]
My First Ménage à Trois
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the […]