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In spite of the fact that my family flies more frequently than the average pilot, I was oblivious to new TSA regulations. Apparently, full body scans have been implemented, and invasive pat downs are quickly becoming […]
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]
I just read that Jenna Talackova is going to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant. Apparently, there was a question of whether she could meet the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada. […]
If you’re anything like me, you probably wish you could add a few extra hours into the day, just so that you could get the BASICS done. I don’t have a cleaner. And the last […]
“Only the truly brilliant, shall seek to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness” Bill Y on hearing Bon Jovi for the first time. Although this guy is not truly brilliant, his genius needs […]
Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]
Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
While working out recently, I skimmed through Cosmo’s “100 Best Sex Tips” — one of which was to “Make a Sex Bucket List.” Unfortunately, I did not see the word “list” and the end result […]