Tag: Stormtrooper
I can’t get no sleep.
I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]
Unicorn Bites 3/12/14
Boss: Your outfit is inappropriate Me: It’s casual day B: You’re in stormtrooper armor M: Am I overdressed? I have a sleeveless version. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 12, 2014 I admire optimists. It takes […]
When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.
The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]
Get A Taste Of The Dark Side
Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]