With friends like these…
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]
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This could possibly be the best thing I or anyone else has ever done
The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
Easy on the eye.
We’ve all been there. You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents, only to realize that there are no batteries included or the McDonald’s voucher has already expired. I probably won’t have kids […]
It all adds up in the end
Paris Hilton sat back on her dog and wondered why things didn’t add up. Like all great thinkers, she thought long and hard but the answer just wouldn’t come. She had done all the things […]
Magnus The Magnet Lover
I’ve never visited Melbourne but the word on the street is that it’s a pretty cool place. According to unconfirmed sources who exist, the good people want to improve their city and are approaching things […]
Conclusive proof that the weather affects the education of our kids.
I had to have a series of serious conversations with my imaginary son. He’s usually a good kid although not a young goat, by any means. He does well in school but it came to […]
I was blinded by greed and want of the pig.
I’ve been warned many times before but as usual, I only hear what I want to hear and see what is printed on t-shirts. My quest for bacon is an impassioned, all-consuming ailment which I […]
You selfish son of a female dog.
I’ll keep this brief boys and girls. The reason you’re going to love me today isn’t because I’m a loveable rascal although that I am. No, the reason you’re going to love me today is […]
Your last breakup vs Your grandpa’s last breakup.
People expect the very worst from me and I rarely let them down. When it comes to my idiotic ways, thinking before speaking is as rare as the irony of dying in a living room. […]