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How to Open a Stubborn Jar of Pickles

May 1, 2012May 2, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Like most writers, I get inspired by the work of the Great Ones. I also crib ideas from my colleagues. This includes the work of that talented humorist Bill Y. Ledden. His brilliant treatise on […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleBill Y Ledden, humor, jars, men, opening jars, pickles, women

The Anti Pick-up Line

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, men, pick up lines, women

That Crafty G-Spot

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Scientists say they have physically located the elusive G-Spot which theoretically is responsible for a woman’s heightened sexual pleasure.  And now on a NOT so surprising note: it wasn’t anywhere near where men have been […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayG-Spot, humor, men, relationships, science, women

The Courtship of Prince Nigel

April 18, 2012 Simon Ellinas
Cartoon of Prince Nigel by cartoonist Simon Ellinas

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Writersabsurd, comedy, fiction, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, humour, love, men, relationships, Sex, women, writing

Lingerie Football League and Fantasy Maid Service: Have We Completely Lost our Minds?

April 14, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Sad news from the world of sports: The Lingerie Football League or LFL will not play the 2012 season.  While I was not disheartened by this news, many…and I mean many…were. But, for those of […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylebras, Fantasy Football League, football, garter belts, humor, Maid Services, panties, uniforms, women

The Cost of Being a Woman

April 10, 2012April 10, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I just read an article about how much it costs women just to HAVE a vagina, and now I fully understand your bitterness and psychosis.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycosts, humor, psychosis, vaginas, women

We’re Goin’ Ridin’ on the 3 Way of Love

April 5, 2012April 5, 2012 Suzy Soro

My first New York boyfriend was a doctor who was much older than I was. When he took me to meet his parents I thought, Wow, this is a really nice cemetery. He subscribed to […]

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28 CommentsFiction, Lifestyleboyfriends, humor, men, relationships, women

Ode to My iPhone: Oh How I Love You

March 19, 2012 Wilma Jammer

Oh iPhone, how do I love you so with your really big screen and your gorgeous white glow.   I don’t know how I lived without you for so long; I was missing texting and […]

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2 CommentsFictioncomedy, fun, funny, humor, humour, iPhone, iPhone app, iPhone love, love, love poem, love poetry, women

You’re Joking Right? Episode 4

March 18, 2012March 18, 2012 Elizabeth Dickinson

In this episode Dr. Nancy Berk and Donna Cavanagh discuss the oldest professional cheerleader or cheerleader wannabe.  Should we applaud her or does she send the wrong message?  We look at all sides, so you […]

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Cramp Week on PMSN

March 7, 2012 Wilma Jammer

Check your local listings!   Join us for Cramp Week on PMSN, where on Monday, we will discover how many shades of red leave stains and which ones can actually be removed if you catch […]

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Fictionabsurd, comedy, fun, fun with words, funny, humor, menstruation, on the rag, periods, time of the month, women

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