Tag: women
Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?
Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]
Finally, we are free!
Send all your men here ladies!!! This place is a haven for both sexes! A sigh of relief from the women of the world could push our planet over a couple of miles! (well, maybe […]
Relationships Explained
As a guy, I’m inherently unable to understand the meaning of relationships. This puzzle has haunted me for a good many years with many repercussions. So, a while ago I started to do my own […]
Women are Mysterious
In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also […]
My Top Five Funny New Years Resolutions, Well, They May Just Be Funny to Me!!
Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very seriously. […]
The Stupid Guests of Jerry Springer
I came home from shopping and made myself a quick lunch and turned on the TV to unwind. Lo and behold, one of our local channels was airing Jerry Springer. I rarely watch this show, […]
Men on Sale at Match.com
I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]