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Day: January 13, 2012

Thank God It’s Friday?

January 13, 2012 Eric Hetvile

I frequently hear, and just heard today, “Thank God It’s Friday!” I don’t see why this is necessary, as Friday has been coming right after Thursday for quite some time. Perhaps I will be ready […]

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Friday the 13th in Sports

January 13, 2012September 13, 2013 Stan Silliman

  Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPORTS Pararkevidekatriaphobia. Okay, folks, the longest word in Silliman on Sports history. A combination of three Greek words – paraskevi means “Friday”, dekatria means […]

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I Fear a Lot of Things but Not the Number 13

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Friday the 13th; it’s here again.  I have to say I don’t understand the hoopla over it. I know there is a long-standing tradition of dread associated with this day. Some people suffer from a […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleFear, Fox News, Friday, Friday the 13th, Housewives of Beverly Hills, Phillies, superstition

“Give ‘em number 1 Harry”

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 lbwoodgate

A new book out by Matthew Algeo, Harry Truman’s Excellent Adventure: The True Story of a Great American Road Trip, does an excellent job of showing readers a side of Truman that most Americans, then […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsbawdy political humor, Harry Truman, sacred cow presidential plane, Truman 1953 road trip

Friday Humor Devotional

January 13, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid, […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Relationshipsboyfriend humor, football humor, foreplay, friday humor devotional, getting laid, girlfriend humor, sports humor

A Song for New Baby Blue

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 Peter Webster

It is really fantastic how famous people put words to music to celebrate the arrival of a new member of their family. Here is an unpublished version of a song that hit the headlines recently after […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipsbaby humor, beyonce humor, new born babies, new parents, new parents humor, newborn humor, rap music humor

She fills me with joy

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I think I might have figured out why I know so little about so much. When you have an attention span that’s as long as a very short thing, it’s not long before your mind […]

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