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Day: January 19, 2012

Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!

January 19, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsadultery, Ashley Madison, celebrity, cheating, hall pass, Katy Perry, pop star, Sex, top 10

Modern Family’s F-Bomb Fallout

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Stephanie Queen

A no-cursing advocacy group is calling for ABC to pull an episode of Modern Family which features a toddler dropping the bleeped-out F-bomb.  The “No Cussing Club”, whose founder is an 18-year-old named McKay Hatch, is offended […]

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day700 club, cursing, F-Bomb, humor, Modern Family

Martin Luther King Jr. and Neil Armstrong Meet

January 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zChgZq3jnA&version=3&hl=en_US%5D I was lucky enough to have a camera rolling one day in the 1960’s when Martin Luther King Jr. and Neil Armstrong met on the backlot of a major studio. I’ve captured the […]

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Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Video FunI Have a Dream, Martin Luther King Jr., Moon Landing, Neil Armstrong

Senior Moments – A New Greeting Card

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was talking to a twitter friend the other day about birthday cards. She was looking for a card for her friend who was turning 65, and she remarked how pitiful the selection was. I […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegreeting cards, Hallmark, humor, new homes, retirement, senior citizens, senior moments, Walmarthome, wedding

Relationships Explained

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

As a guy, I’m inherently unable to understand the meaning of relationships. This puzzle has haunted me for a good many years with many repercussions. So, a while ago I started to do my own […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipsmen, relationships, women

The joy and pain of words

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

There are 5 words that every man wants to hear from his partner. If and when you hear these words, you will immediately know you are with your soul mate. Rather than keep you waiting, […]

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