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Day: February 9, 2012

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Valentine’s Day

February 9, 2012 Megan McLachlan

It’s such a cliche. Every year, on television shows and Lifetime movies celebrating Valentine’s Day, the unattached heroine within the story always—ALWAYS—laments that Valentine’s Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, blahbidyblahblahkillme. It’s […]

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French Coffee Cake Can Kill

February 9, 2012November 22, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

I missed my gym day.  I had to take care of a few things early in the morning, so instead of running on the treadmill, I ran to Costco. Also sacrificed for the mandatory errands […]

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8 CommentsLifestyleankles, Costco, dancing, e, exercising, French Coffee Cake, humor, On Demand

Money Well Spent

February 9, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up.  Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcash, dollar bills, humor about money, money, money humor

Soul Crushing or Trying to Run a Comedy Show

February 9, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I had a dream a long time ago to get into standup comedy. It took me many years to see this to fruition, but I finally dived in and started doing it, and I quickly […]

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4 CommentsWords to Think Uponcomedy show, soul crushing, standup

The War of the Invader

February 9, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

The stillness is disquieting – not even a television or a radio.  Even the cat is quietly napping on the couch, oblivious to the menace in the kitchen.  But I can see it, trying to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefunny, household, household humor, housework, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi

Puddles of sweat

February 9, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

We should have known something was wrong. The signs were there for all to see. As soon as Thirsty Dave asked if he could bring Jill Y’s dog to the gym each morning, alarm bells […]

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1 CommentFictionPet Sweat, Puddles, Puddles of sweat, Thirsty Dave

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