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In my ongoing attempt to remove the so-called music of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness, I arranged to meet up with some like-minded musicians to record a song that wouldn’t raise awareness...
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause...
Thirsty Dave was wrong but try telling him that. His latest hobby is making citizens arrests and he doesn’t really need much of a reason to put his hobby into practice. I was sitting...
Just when you think it’s safe to assume that Thirsty Dave will never care about anyone but himself, he only goes and cares about somebody who isn’t himself. I can pinpoint the exact moment...
Thirsty Dave has changed. His birthday comes around once a year and we usually get him shares in the local brewery as a present. He’s slowly but surely amassing a substantial ownership of that...
Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s...
