Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday. This is not an easy time for us because it’s so hard to know what to get your best, thirstiest, best friend for his birthday.…
We all like presents or do we? Allow me to present to you a situation in the past. Thirsty Dave; a man who kills his liver on a daily basis by consuming copious amounts of…
When opportunity comes a knocking, you need to grab hold and hold on tight with all of your hands. Sometimes opportunity knocks gently like a gentle breeze, gently minding its own business. Sometimes that opportunity…
I like reading stuff that people write. Sometimes when I don’t find what I’m looking for, I’ll write it myself. Thirsty Dave is extremely healthy for someone who bathes in a bath full of beer. Little is…
When Thirsty Dave does something, he does it with an intensity not seen since that lost Doctor got off the island in the hit television series “Lost”. Lately he’s been eating toast and I’m not…
In the same way as that grand old Duke of York dude is known for marching all those men, Thirsty Dave is not known as a Philosopher. Not only is the thirsty one not known…
It’s all good ladies. I’m one of the more romantic of the dudes. A year doesn’t go by when I don’t tell Jill Y that I love her more than the human body hates antibiotics.…
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and…
Thirsty Dave knows as much about the truth as sodium pentothal knows about 2nd hand kettle bells. Most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is as real as a unicorn teaching Photoshop…
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