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Month: December 2011

Michele Shocked

December 9, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Michele Bachmann was recently rendered speechless by an 8 year-old LGBT activist. I think I speak for all rational, well-meaning people when I pitch that we somehow surgically attach that little bugger to her.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionLGBT, Michele Bachmann

The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

December 9, 2011December 10, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

    A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as […]

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7 CommentsFiction, LifestyleChristmas, elves, humor, Mrs. Claus, Santa

Sugartastic Daddy John’s big solution

December 9, 2011December 9, 2011 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Sugartastic Daddy John is a creative person who ‘acquires’ items and sells them via the American internet consumer-to-consumer corporation known as eBay. He specialises in nothing and often charges very little for his products. One […]

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Everyday Life, RelationshipsBon Jovi, eBay, Sugartastic Daddy John

Cutting Christmas Expense

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Sixty-five percent of us plan to give friends homemade gifts this Christmas. Experts say it’s a great way to reduce expenses. And also, friends

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God’s Thundering Approval?

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Stephanie Queen

During a recent visit to the Jim Bakker show, evangelist Rick Joyner, who says he loves homosexuals but feels it’s important to tell them they are going to hell, and Bakker were not at all […]

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Alec Baldwin is a Dick

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Charlie Kazfranco

Alec Baldwin is a dick. He knows he’s a dick. Everyone who has sniffed the downwind of his previous antics is fully aware he’s a dick. And anyone caught in the upwind of his current […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleAlec Baldwin, apology, blogging, celebrities, Huffington Post, media, scandals

Fire Safety

December 8, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Last night’s devastating fire shows us how we all need to be careful with flame. A flashlight vigil will be held at 8:00pm tonight to remember the victims.

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Signs

December 8, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I heard a news story on the radio last night about a house fire in which a dog was burned, but a statue of the Virgin Mary remained “untouched”. The owners said that they took […]

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A Little Snip Cannot Cure Marriage Woes

December 8, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

May I ask how life gets to this point ?  A 69-year-old woman in Palm Springs, California tried to pull  a Lorena Bobbitt on her 62-year-old husband to whom she has been married for 32 […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Relationshipsarguments, humor, husband, Lorena Bobbitt, marriage, poultry shears, relationships, wife

Chewbacca on Glee?

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Chewbacca’s going to guest on “Glee”? Well, if you think about it, it’s no more ridiculous than a school where the cool kids are in a choir

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