Blond James Bond Jokes
A dastardly plot to undermine the success of the latest James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has been discovered. Craig, being blond and one of the few actual Britishers to play the super agent, has […]
Author: rfreed
I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe.
As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months.
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It’s Official Now- The Internet Is More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of […]
NRA Holds America Hostage
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate […]
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, […]
Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’
Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He […]
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It To Spock
Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer […]
A RETURN TO “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”
A RETURN TO TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney […]
Shut Down the Government – Yeah!!!
Shut her down! Shut her down! The Washington politicos are threatening to shut the government down because we are running out of funding. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days […]
Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.
The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it […]
Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being a Turkey At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat […]