Skip to content
10 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
Coming Down Stretch, Race to Become “Queen of Tchotchkes” Tightens
“To sleep, perchance to dream” is from Hamlet’s soliloquy in Act 3, Scene 1, where he contemplates the nature of life and death, pondering whether it is better to endure life’s hardships or to seek the unknown of death through sleep. The phrase reflects Hamlet’s deep existential thoughts about the fears and uncertainties surrounding death…
For Victims of Post-Ice Cream Truck Syndrome, Silence is Golden
The stationary hands of a broken clock will still display the correct time at two points during the 24-hour cycle…
Soon…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Richard Spall
  • Page 3

Author: Richard Spall

Man Severely Overestimates Walking Ability, Loses Object of Affection

February 18, 2015 Richard Spall

LEITH, SCOTLAND – Local man Craig Ross recently just completed a lengthy journey of nearly 1000 miles on foot to secure the love of an area woman. Unfortunately, the man severely overestimated his walking ability […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentFiction500 miles, proclaimers, Scotland

Nobel Prize-Winning Physicists Giving Award to Beyonce, “Don’t Want Any Trouble, Man”

February 12, 2015February 12, 2015 Richard Spall

Recent Nobel Prize in Physics winners Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi Amano, and Shuji Nakamura have announced that they are giving their award to Beyonce. The award was bestowed upon the men for their groundbreaking work in […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFictionBeck, Beyonce, Grammy, Kanye West

Sherman Child Born, Declares Self the “Best Baby Ever”

February 5, 2015February 5, 2015 Richard Spall

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and girlfriend Ashley Moss welcomed their young son Rayden into the world Thursday morning, who promptly intercepted an attempted slap to his backside, shouting, “I’m the best baby in the […]

Share this Post:
Fictionbaby, Rayden, Richard Sherman, Seahawks, Seattle, Super Bowl

Authorities Find Useless Ingredients on Supplement Labels Not Even in Bottles

February 3, 2015 Richard Spall

The New York State attorney general’s office announced the results of a long term investigation targeting many popular brands of herbal supplements at popular retailers. Their tests showed that the vast majority of the supplements […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor

January 23, 2015January 23, 2015 Richard Spall

Jerry Jones announced recently that he will soon be entering his own name in the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor around the team’s home field inside AT&T Stadium. This will place his name among those […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction, Football, SportsDallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Jimmy Johnson, NFL, Ring of Honor

Mangled Shark Attack Victim Comforted By Fact That Shark Attacks Are Rare

December 29, 2014December 29, 2014 Richard Spall

Surfer Jim Ross is lucky to be alive today after being attacked yesterday by a great white shark along the California coast. Airlifted to a local treatment center and reached some time after regaining consciousness, […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFictionCalifornia, Jaws, Sea Lion, shark, shark attack, surf, surfing

Santa Screws Jewish Kids On Christmas Once Again

December 25, 2014December 25, 2014 Richard Spall

Once again, for as many years as can be remembered, Santa Claus traveled the entire world in one night, spreading good cheer and leaving presents for good girls and boys, but did not deliver a […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

Millions of Shelf Elves Recalled To North Pole After Shocking Report

December 22, 2014December 22, 2014 Richard Spall

Millions of elves on the shelf were recalled to the North Pole after a blistering report surfaced which uncovered a staggering number of illicit activities performed in a clandestine fashion under cover of night. According […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFictionChristmas, CPSC, elf on the shelf, North Pole, Santa

Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

December 11, 2014 Richard Spall

Former Vice President Dick Cheney recently revealed that he was, at some point, visited by three ghosts. The ghosts had claimed to have some information that could help the Vice President, so as a result, […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentFictionCheney, christmas carol, Congress, Dick, President, report, torture

Peter Jackson to Direct Tolkien’s Fourth Grade Theme Paper in Three Epic Installments

December 3, 2014 Richard Spall

In quite a shock to the entertainment industry, Peter Jackson has announced that he will be directing the upcoming cinematic adaptation of J.R.R Tolkien’s Fourth Grade Theme Paper, “What I Want For Christmas” in three […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 4 … 22 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “To sleep, perchance to…
Bill Spencer on The stationary hands of a brok…
Bill Spencer on Soon…
Bill Spencer on Trump Derangement Syndrome…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on So this just happened…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on In 2027 Trump identifies as a…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on FOX NEWS ALERT…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “My father confused me.…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Thanks Don Don’s. She doesn’t…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Eloquently said, with the dign…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …

Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup

Not Coming this Fall: Escape From Alligator Alcatraz

Top Posts & Pages

  • The stationary hands of a broken clock will still display the correct time at two points during the 24-hour cycle…
    The stationary hands of a broken clock will still display the correct time at two points during the 24-hour cycle…
  • Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
    Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
  • Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …
    Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …
  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • For Victims of Post-Ice Cream Truck Syndrome, Silence is Golden
    For Victims of Post-Ice Cream Truck Syndrome, Silence is Golden
  • In 2027 Trump identifies as a pig, changes his name to Piggy Trump, runs in 2028 and becomes the first pig President…
    In 2027 Trump identifies as a pig, changes his name to Piggy Trump, runs in 2028 and becomes the first pig President…
  • "To sleep, perchance to dream" is from Hamlet's soliloquy in Act 3, Scene 1, where he contemplates the nature of life and death, pondering whether it is better to endure life's hardships or to seek the unknown of death through sleep. The phrase reflects Hamlet's deep existential thoughts about the fears and uncertainties surrounding death…
    "To sleep, perchance to dream" is from Hamlet's soliloquy in Act 3, Scene 1, where he contemplates the nature of life and death, pondering whether it is better to endure life's hardships or to seek the unknown of death through sleep. The phrase reflects Hamlet's deep existential thoughts about the fears and uncertainties surrounding death…
  • Trump Derangement Syndrome...
    Trump Derangement Syndrome...
  • MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
    MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
  • The Hunt for the Next Great American Novelist
    The Hunt for the Next Great American Novelist
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes