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Author: Roger Hollis

Air Force veteran, a veteran of 30+ years in the corporate world. Published in Medical Devices magazine. Illustrator for "1000 Ways in 1000 Days" available on Amazon. Long time runner. Author of "Running Log" also available on Amazon

What non-runners don’t get about runners:

June 21, 2019 Roger Hollis

Getting out of a warm bed in the early morning hours to go for a run in the snow. Getting out of bed while it is still dark to go run in the rain. Getting […]

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Running is my …………….

June 14, 2019June 17, 2019 Roger Hollis

Therapy “it’s a lot cheaper than a therapist. It only requires shoes, t-shirt, and shorts” Drug “and I don’t even have to sneak into the bad part of town to get it, it’s perfectly legal” […]

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I’m a runner;

June 7, 2019June 7, 2019 Roger Hollis

  I run in the rain I run in the heat I run pretty slow I’m easy to beat I run on the trail I’ll run on the street I run in the snow I […]

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I’m not fast

May 31, 2019May 31, 2019 Roger Hollis

It is not uncommon when talking to a new acquaintance whom I just informed that I am a runner, to hear the questions “how fast do you run?”. First off, it’s the wrong question to […]

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Running; A gateway drug:

May 17, 2019May 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

Following up on a recent post about the question “is running a habit or an addiction?” where I concluded that the answer is “yes”, the next question is “is running a gateway drug?”. First, it […]

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Are runners crazy:

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 Roger Hollis

At a recent meeting, the subject was habits (not the ones the nuns wear!). One meeting participant stated that she could not understand how runners could possibly get up and go out for a run […]

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Funny signs seen at races

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019 Roger Hollis

The creativity of spectators at race events is quite amazing. Here are some of my favorite signs: If it was easy, I’d do it. You look HOT when you sweat. Smile, you paid to do […]

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Stressed, maybe:

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 Roger Hollis

Stressed? Ringing phone, lagging sales, nagging boss, want to take it out on someone? Go for a run. It’ll keep you out of jail for assault. When you come home tired and stressed out from […]

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Slow runner thoughts:

April 19, 2019April 19, 2019 Roger Hollis

It’s my mind that keeps me running, my body told me to quit 15 minutes ago. Slow runners make fast runners look good (“You’re welcome”). I’m slower than a turtle in peanut butter but I […]

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Ahh Spring:

April 12, 2019April 14, 2019 Roger Hollis

Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]

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