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Author: Roger Hollis

Air Force veteran, a veteran of 30+ years in the corporate world. Published in Medical Devices magazine. Illustrator for "1000 Ways in 1000 Days" available on Amazon. Long time runner. Author of "Running Log" also available on Amazon

I’m Just Average:

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017 Roger Hollis

Somebody asked me recently, knowing I’m a runner, but not being a runner themselves “have you ever run a marathon?” Fair questions I guess. Anybody who is not a runner and even people who are […]

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Things Runners Hate:

November 10, 2017 Roger Hollis

Non runners who, with superiority, say “running is bad for your knees you know” (it’s not). Other runners that pass on the left without announcing themselves (I don’t have eyes in the back of my […]

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Pills!

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017 Roger Hollis

Pills, pills, pills! Just watch the TV ads in the evening! There is a pill for everything! I swear that diseases are made up just so Big Pharma can sell you more pills! Did you […]

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Looking For a Running Partner

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017 Roger Hollis

“No pain, no gain” It’s a common refrain I use it again and again as I try to explain to my friends who abstain that I really do have a brain. I’m just trying to […]

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Things Runners Love:

October 20, 2017 Roger Hollis

Things Runners Love: Warm Spring days after the cold and snow of winter. Cool Fall days after the heat and humidity of summer. Placing first (second or third) in their age bracket. Great race swag. […]

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More Murphy’s Laws for Runners

October 13, 2017 Roger Hollis

Murphy’s Law for Runners:   Prior to the start of the race, the other line for the Porta Potty always moves faster than the line you are in. It will start to rain 5 minutes […]

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Federal Covert Weight Reduction Program

October 6, 2017October 9, 2017 Roger Hollis

I recently saw a news item about the airline industry. According to the report, airlines are again looking for ways to fit more passengers into their airplanes Evidently, they have cut back on the number […]

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OH Poop

September 29, 2017 Roger Hollis

Murphy’s Law for Runners: When you neglected to use the Porta Potty before the race, it’s inevitable that you will have to go at the furthest point on the race from another one!

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Autumn is here!

September 22, 2017 Roger Hollis

Well, it’s fall again, the favorite time of year for runners. The heat and humidity of summer are gone, the mornings are cool and the weather is ideal for running.  5K’s, 10K’s, half and full […]

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Life’s Journey: An analogy for runners

September 15, 2017 Roger Hollis

Many of the same experiences we all encounter during our life’s journey are analogous to those of us who consider ourselves runners.  Runners are those of us among you who you see out running the […]

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