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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

How to Help Your Child With Their Science Fair Project

December 8, 2015December 8, 2015 Tim Jones

If you have kids, then by the time they reach middle school, it’s a certainty they’ll turn to their parents for help with their science fair project. In our family, they naturally turned to me […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifefamily, middle school, parenting, science fair

My Trip to the Dentist

December 1, 2015December 1, 2015 Tim Jones

I hate going to the dentist – the sound of a dentist’s drill carving up my tooth and that painful Novocain needle. And that’s what I’m about to endure today. I am going to dread […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyledentist, health, novocain

Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

November 24, 2015November 24, 2015 Tim Jones

17Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common […]

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1 CommentFiction, Lifestyledrugs, health, healthcare, Medications, miracle pill

Forget about Low-Impact Aerobics. Try the latest fitness craze: No-Impact Yoga

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Tim Jones

In my younger years, I used to jog five miles a day, do 50 sit-ups each morning, and row 15 miles to work. I was a nationally recognized fitness expert and author of the best […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funaerobics, exercise, fitness, yoga

The Secret to Decoding a Job Description

November 10, 2015November 10, 2015 Tim Jones

I don’t like to brag, but in the past year alone, I’ve submitted my resume to more than 500 employers, all of whom had one thing in common: they all shredded my resume after deciding […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Technologybusiness advice, careers, job descriptions, job hunting

Warning signs you may be experiencing Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (KIDS)

November 3, 2015November 3, 2015 Tim Jones

Over the past 50 years, throughout North America there has been an explosion of reported cases of Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (better known by its acronym, KIDS). No socio-demographic group has been spared by this […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funfamily, kids, parenting, toddlers

I love you daddy, but not enough to give you my Snickers bar

October 27, 2015October 27, 2015 Tim Jones

It was a dark and stormy Halloween night. My two young daughters, Rachel and Emmy, could not wait to get started. Earlier that week I’d spent an evening helping them come up with their costumes. […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funfamily, Halloween, parenting, trick or treating

Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone call – using Skype

October 20, 2015October 20, 2015 Tim Jones

On March 10, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made perhaps the most famous phone call in history, from his Boston laboratory, summoning his assistant, Thomas A. Watson, who was in the next room, with the following […]

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1 CommentFiction, TechnologyAlexander Graham Bell, inventions, Skype, telephone

TGIT – Thank God It’s Tuesday

October 13, 2015October 13, 2015 Tim Jones

For several years, every November and December, I experienced three-day work weeks thanks to the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays. Due to the shortened workweeks, I had to be extremely focused, making efficient use of my […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylebusiness, efficiency, productivity, workplace

Loser for Hire

October 6, 2015October 6, 2015 Tim Jones

I love playing sports. My friends love to play me in sports, too. For years I thought it was because they enjoyed my company. They later told me that I tend to get on their […]

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