When you’re a head…
Pieces of the soundtrack were falling into place. The shadows of the shadows were feeling at home. Selena didn’t know what the night had in store and if she had, she would have stayed at […]
Category: Fiction
Curing the Holiday Blahs
It was time to tackle the ennui that hung over my home sweet home. Not that I don’t adore baking and holiday festivities, but this week I noticed a lack of zest among my normally […]
Very Dangerous Things
Who hasn’t done something like this? You call your wife on your cell phone. You plan is to start the conservation with heavy breathing and a sexually suggestive opening line, because the normal way of […]
Man Wearing “Come and Take it” Shirt Has Very Little Worth Taking
Gary Brantley, of the suburbs of Del Rio, Texas, has a message for everyone. Come and Take It. He’s not entirely sure to whom the message is directed, but he really means it. “Everybody, I […]
You Have 3 Unread Messages.
“I hope you can’t die from stupidity” said Stefani “Stupidity” Sanderson, because stupidity is my middle name and I’m one of those people who tends to live up to their middle name. Stupid Stefani wasn’t […]
Having Fun With Resistance
The Federal Communications Commission recently proposed lifting the ban on cell phone use during flights. Realizing that flights were the one remaining place where people weren’t subjected to a stranger’s argument with their spouse, the […]
If Your Dog Poops In Our Yard, It Will Be Sacrificed To Satan.
If Morgan Freeman walked up to you and said words, you would remember those words forever. Such is the power of the words of Morgan Freeman. If Thirsty Dave stumbled into you and said words, […]
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Yes, it is that time time of year again. I certainly hope everyone is having a great holiday season. I wish people of all faiths a peaceful and joyous holiday. There is a fair amount […]
Here’s an album cover from The Faith Tones called “Jesus Use Me” and with a bit of luck, it might make what I’m talking about into something that looks like I know what I’m talking about.
From time to time, I find myself in the unusual position of knowing something or at least I think I do. I’m unusually good at relationships because I know my countless limitations and for a […]
The Language of Learning.
I have an infinitesimal, Lilliputian, teensy-weensy vocabulary and culpability is not mine. When I was littler and I was learning words, there was just too many words to learn. Because of this, I became massively […]