A dish best served clean
Sometimes I don’t pull my considerable weight and it’s not fair. I’ve no problem making my own sandwich or insulting the neighbors but when it comes to cleaning the dishes, I usually get an unexpected […]
Category: Fiction
Reality Wept
Our second Fantasy Selection for the day! The sun bled its final hurrah across the wind swept grass as a dark mist began to form immediately over the horizon. It encroached ever onward, seeking […]
Excerpt from A Time of Darkness (The Circle of Talia)
Today is Humor Meets Fantasy. Fantasy is the first genre we are highlighting this summer in hopes of bringing notice to more talented writers out there. We selected three Fantasy submissions. First up is […]
Can somebody please talk to this router because it just won’t listen to me?
Sometimes you can lose sleep because your mind is constantly trying to figure out how magnets work and sometimes, it’s the little things like global warming that keeps you awake. I speak to you today […]
God Is A Tricky Fellow
It seems that God (or whoever’s in charge) doesn’t care for empires and shuts them down when they arise. From Rome to Spain to England to Russia, they never last. But God can’t do it […]
You can break in but be prepared to be freaked out.
Sugartastic Daddy John broke into our apartment this morning. He’s recently started selling alarms and wanted to highlight how simple it would be, to break in, without an adequate alarm system in place. He helped […]
Un-Dating Sites
When I watch TV at night, my channel selection offers me commercials that range from “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” emergency jewelry to dating sites promising me a chance at eternal love and […]
Hard Knocks
What’s your biggest nightmare? No, it’s not coming out of your anger management class to find that someone’s stolen your car. That’s not even close. Nightmare numero uno is being on trial for murder and […]
Rick Perry Cuts Education: Hasn’t Learned From His Own Example of Being An Idiot
During a speech given at the National Right to Life Convention on Thursday, Rick Perry offered what many are considering a low blow when he shined the spotlight on state Senator Wendy Davis’ personal life: […]
It’s not even selected so how am I supposed to deselect it? It’s like taking the batteries out of your remote controls and replacing them with Smarties and guess what? That doesn’t work either.
Have you ever been so annoyed that you removed all the batteries from your remote controls and replaced them with things that weren’t batteries? I’m talking about annoyance on a level, not seen since you […]