Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
Category: Fiction
Like Father, Like Daughters
It isn’t our intended destination, but driving through our hometown, my sister and I feel a need to see the house we grew up in. Laura turns onto the street, slowing the car as we […]
The Book of the Country
Of the many, many, many things that I can’t afford to do, traveling is one of them. I’m lucky because I travel to some great places in my imagination but even that’s becoming expensive as […]
There’s wrong, very wrong and Venus/Mars wrong.
If I catch any of you laughing at this, I’ll find out when your next dentist appointment is and bribe the dentist to pull out your teeth. This is no laughing matter. This is serious […]
There Is Cunnilingus Among Us
After a movie star asserted that his throat cancer might have been caused by oral sex the word cunnilingus has come to my attention. Cunnilingus refers to the act of oral sex performed on a […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]
Eleven, party and hyperthyroidism are words.
There are lots of words out there such as eleven, party and hyperthyroidism to name but a few. We tend to use words when we speak or write and as fascinating as that story is, […]
NSA Shuts Down PRISM Due To Crushing Volume of Cat Pictures
The National Security Agency has shut down its controversial PRISM program, which many believed to be archiving personal communications between innocent civilians, not due to privacy concerns, but logistical issues. The Utah Data Center, also […]
In celebration of Father’s Day: King Of The Bills, Part One
In my youth, my father spent Saturday mornings poring over newspaper circulars, scissors in hand, alert to bargains near and far. The fruit of his labors was a dense, omnipresent stack of coupon clippings stacked […]