Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]
Category: Everyday Life
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One of the most thoughtful episodes of Fox’s “The Simpsons” involves Lisa questioning her faith after the family church had “sold out,” allowing advertisements and sponsors to infiltrate the house of worship (including the Noid!). […]
The Joy Of Renewal
For me, October 1 feels the way Easter Sunday must feel to observant Catholics. It is a time made special by the prospect of change and rebirth, yet rendered bitter-sweet by sacrifice. I feel the […]
When Head Wound Harry met Sally
If you’re a comedian and need material for your act, all you have to do is board a plane. Enclosing yourself in a phallic shaped jet with 200 strangers and a bathroom that’s only a […]
Remember These Station Wagons?
We’re driving two hours north to Vermont to go skiing. My three sisters and Uncle Steve, a friend of the family, have shed most of their layers to accommodate for the heater, which is blasting […]
TLC Contemplates Life After “Honey Boo Boo”
Now that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a documented success, TLC’s favorite trashy family is trying to capitalize on their popularity and is negotiating a substantial pay raise for the upcoming second season. While […]
I want to live in Dude Land
As a rule, I prefer men to women. I believe that I was bathed in extra testosterone in the womb and that is why I am able to dissect a dead snake for the edification […]
Hi, Men…I Am Back?
What if you could go back in time and become the person you once were? Wish no more because you can…well, at least if you are a woman. Yes, for a mere $30, women can […]
A Love Letter to Sedona
Just recently I visited Sedona for the second time in my life. Second time around and I’m still hypnotized when I drive along Highway 89 and a wall of majestic red rock set in relief […]