The Place to Take a Humor Break
I never really deconstucted the phrase “scared shitless” until this morning following a compelling dream about actual, real crap, that clearly had everything to do with fear. After a year and two months of intractable […]
People think that America’s preeminent newspaper is dry and humorless. Not true. Consider this excerpt from a recent story on MF Global: As the firm’s leader, Mr. Corzine was upbeat about it’s future, writing an […]
The Weather Channel has now decided to name winter storms. But this proclamation has created threatening skies in the weather forecasting biz. Apparently, the National Weather Service and Accuweather’s feelings are hurt because they weren’t […]
Arby’s recently began running a commercial where retired New York City Police Detective Bo Dietl exposes Subway’s claim that they cut their meat in the back of their restaurants as a lie. Dietl reveals that […]
Nothing has really changed over the last few years. Bank profits are soaring but real wages are stagnant. The middle class is stumbling. Congressmen on the take offer fake admiration for “simple, hardworking Americans” while […]
Google has paved the way for driverless cars with its artificial intelligence software system that they have successfully used on a few modified Toyotas. While Google is not in the car-selling business (yet), the idea […]
A 2010 study performed by OKCupid showed that iPhone users have the most sex. I forgot about this study when I recently upgraded my dumb phone to an iPhone, but suddenly as I flipped through […]
Recently, an ancient papyrus fragment was discovered that mentioned Jesus had a wife. Which certainly makes it easier to understand why he was so willing to get on that cross. In fact, now I can’t […]
This past football weekend, I heard no fewer than a dozen different sports commentators describe various athletes as having the “eye of the tiger” as a positive tribute to a particularly gritty or unrelenting athletic […]
Men, be brave. I have disheartening news. According to the NPA or the National Pig Association of Great Britain, there will be a worldwide bacon shortage next year. The US pig farmers concur. Apparently, drought […]