My First Ménage à Trois
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the […]
Category: Relationships
The Axis Powers
I got in trouble recently for criticizing a veteran. Before you all jump on me, let me tell you what happened. I stopped into one of my favorite sandwich shops to pay my condolences to […]
Dinner Salad
[This is a R+ rated post as it addresses a very sensitive topic] Another installment of boyfriend/girlfriend conversations occurring at chez JB. Oui oui. This back-and-forth occurred as we were preparing a large salad for […]
Mayor Lund is Having a Baby!
The continuing saga of Mayor Tom Lund and his trailer park. When we last met the Mayor, he had been convicted of a DUI and sentenced to house arrest Last week, I had the best […]
I Dated a Deaf Girl
I dated a deaf girl for about a month during 2010. Here are eight reasons why it didn’t work out: – She couldn’t hear me over the sound of how awesome I am. – I […]
My Life Before Dogs
I had to take my dog, Frankie, to the vet for a wellness check. Usually, I try to do this at night so that someone can be at home with my other dog, LuLu, who […]
We Found Each Other in the Dark
Late one night, we found each other in the dark. As if we were on some wavelength, we reached across the bed at the same time and our fingers interlocked. Beforehand, I was dreaming… It […]
Might Your Child’s First Words be “Moo-Moo”?
Tired of nursing your baby? Well, don’t worry; Chinese cows can do that for you. Yes, Chinese scientists have produced a genetically-modified cow that can make milk which can be substituted for human breast milk. […]
Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women
This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]