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Category: Relationships

First Date, Current Girlfriend

June 4, 2011 Joseph Boxer

We first met at a restaurant which is now one of our favorite places to visit. As a man, a former bleeding heart bachelor, stating that “we” have a favorite place makes me die a […]

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11 CommentsRelationships

Come on Baby, Light my Fire — Again?

June 4, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  I started to make spaghetti sauce. I was browning garlic in olive oil when the phone rang. It was a person I was trying to interview for an article for the past week. Immediately, […]

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19 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbreast pumps, candles, fire department, fire extinguishers, fires, humor, romance, spaghetti sauce

A Social Network to Track our Coughing, Sneezing and Wheezing

June 3, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

When someone asks “How are you?”, do  you take that as an invitation to complain about everything wrong in your life?  Do you believe that the world cares about your every ache and pain? Is […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships, Technologyapps, facebook, germs, humor, LinkedIn, sickness, social networks, twitter

Am I My Father’s Son?

June 2, 2011July 16, 2011 Joseph Boxer

Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]

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16 CommentsRelationshipschildren, deviancy, DNA, funny, humor, parents

Men and Brazilian Wax: Two Terms that Should Never Go Together

June 1, 2011July 27, 2011 Inactive

  There was an oil spill, so I wanted to visit the beach again before it got completely covered with crude.  Somehow, a black, sticky beach would be less romantic. You can’t bury your sweetheart […]

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8 CommentsFiction, Ongoing Series, Relationshipsbeach, bikini wax, funny, girlfriends, humor, oil spills, trailer park

I Abdicated My Throne for a Bowl of Chili

June 1, 2011June 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

My streak ended. It’s a bittersweet moment when you break a streak regardless of the dubious achievement of having attained it. My “Queen of One Date” title has been revoked by virtue of the fact […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipschili, dating, humor, Queen, relationships, royalty

The Luxury Condom Has Arrived

June 1, 2011June 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

It always seems as if there is a battle raging between the big guys and the little guys.  The big guys have all the good stuff: luxury cars, luxury boats, luxury homes and now – […]

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16 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscondoms, humor, luxury, prophylactics, relationships, water balloons, wealthy

But Mommy Let Me Do It!

May 31, 2011June 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

Here’s one of those news items that flash past you with all the bigger more important things as you peruse the headlines that makes you do a double take and then stop you in your […]

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4 CommentsRelationshipsdivorce, male immaturity, video games

Trying to Get Men to Date

May 31, 2011June 2, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I was helping a guy friend fill out a profile for a dating site.  This was a new experience for me.  Usually, I am called in to help my female friends build a profile that […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, dating sites, humor, love, men, relationships, religion, women

What Happened to Lucy and Ethel?

May 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

I was watching I Love Lucy, and I have to admit that it is one of my favorite old shows.  It’s not the crazy antics that I love — although they make me laugh–but the […]

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8 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbail, drunk, fighting, friendships, humor, Lucy and Ethel, reality TV

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