Dressing Up to Date
I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but […]
Category: Relationships
Six Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating
How can you tell if your significant other is cheating? These six signs will tell the tale for them. They stop caring if they fart in front of you, and actually make every attempt […]
A Lesson Learned
It’s about 5:45pm and the girlfriend walks in the front door, she’s coming home from work. Her arrival occurs as I am walking out of the bathroom… my pants are unzipped and a tuft of […]
The Sexy Robot — Have Relationships Come to This?
Shopping for a man’s gift always presents a challenge. Sure there are the golf clubs, the practical-yet-always-welcome-case of beer, the 52-inch dream TV, but for some men, these popular gifts are not enough. Some men […]
First Date, Current Girlfriend
We first met at a restaurant which is now one of our favorite places to visit. As a man, a former bleeding heart bachelor, stating that “we” have a favorite place makes me die a […]
Come on Baby, Light my Fire — Again?
I started to make spaghetti sauce. I was browning garlic in olive oil when the phone rang. It was a person I was trying to interview for an article for the past week. Immediately, […]
A Social Network to Track our Coughing, Sneezing and Wheezing
When someone asks “How are you?”, do you take that as an invitation to complain about everything wrong in your life? Do you believe that the world cares about your every ache and pain? Is […]
Am I My Father’s Son?
Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]
Men and Brazilian Wax: Two Terms that Should Never Go Together
There was an oil spill, so I wanted to visit the beach again before it got completely covered with crude. Somehow, a black, sticky beach would be less romantic. You can’t bury your sweetheart […]
I Abdicated My Throne for a Bowl of Chili
My streak ended. It’s a bittersweet moment when you break a streak regardless of the dubious achievement of having attained it. My “Queen of One Date” title has been revoked by virtue of the fact […]